This may not be in the right forum topic, and it will certainly qualify as the shortest ride report ever (about 50 feet), but it is unique and I did want to share it. A little over a week ago I got a call from one of our very talented church staff members asking me if I could drum up 4 Harleys (one for each of our church campus locations) because our senior pastor wanted to use them as an illustration in his message that weekend. I said it shouldn't be an issue (turned out not to be true but that's another story) and, even though I would be out of town that weekend (another trip report to come), I would drop mine by the main campus before I left.
Now, my pastor has some experience with motorcylces but it has probably been over 20 years since he has been on one. I was assured he just wanted to "start the bike" for a minute or so each of the four weekend services.
You can see a brief clip of the message here: