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[postal52]

  Two friends were having a few at the local Pub , the single one reminds the married guy " Isn't your wife's birthday soon " his friend says " It's next week " "Have you got her a gift yet ?    " I got that handeled ,I bought her a new pair of shoes , & a new vibrator , that way if she doesn't like the shoes , she can go screw herself !!"

[Craigisdad]

I think I will try that with my wife, I will let you know when my divorce is final.

[Wrongway]

I did try it, now I need stock in Duracel Batteries!