Dear Chuck,
I need your advice on a really serious problem.
I have suspected for some time that my wife has been cheating on me.
It's the usual signs; the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up.
She goes out with her girlfriends a lot and stays out late.
I try to stay awake and wait for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night, about midnight, I hid in the shed, behind my boat.
When she finally came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, and then took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on under her short skirt.
It was at that moment, crouched behind my boat, I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?