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dayne66

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Panties on a plane.
« on: September 02, 2011, 08:04:37 PM »
Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for  the very first time.

The 1st lady said, : 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna  put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied:  'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first. '

The second lady said: 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some  floe resant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
The second lady answered: 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third lady says: 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hear me right!
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da Black  Box first'

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Re: Panties on a plane.
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 09:32:45 PM »
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Re: Panties on a plane.
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 05:45:22 AM »
or they could just look for the swarm of flies    :orange:
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Re: Panties on a plane.
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 02:55:20 AM »
Nice!
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Re: Panties on a plane.
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 08:00:29 AM »
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