Topic: Distinction between Guts and Balls (Read 1019 times)

dayne66 · « **on:** October 20, 2011, 09:02:54 PM »

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the
difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Screamin_Beagle · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2011, 09:10:40 PM »

Oh my......

North Georgia Hawg · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2011, 09:19:19 PM »

Trimster · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2011, 06:03:05 AM »

AXIL · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2011, 07:41:28 AM »

TinSpinner · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:53:13 PM »

The funeral was Wednesday...

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dayne66

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