Topic: ONE LINERS, SOME OLD, SOME NEW ! (Read 645 times)

postal52 · « **on:** October 25, 2011, 03:13:25 PM »

1) MY neighbor knocked on my door at 3:00 A.M. can you believe that 3:00 A.M., he's just lucky , that I was still up practicing my bagpipes!! 2)A man calls 911 and says, "I think my wife is dead" the operator says," what makes you think that"?He says"well the sex is the same ,but the ironing is building up ."3) I saw a poor old lady fall on an icey sidewalk, at least i assume she was poor , she only had $ 5.50 in her purse .

AXIL · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2011, 04:45:40 AM »

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postal52

ONE LINERS, SOME OLD, SOME NEW !

AXIL

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