Gold Wings in Hell
There were 3 men - Dave, Jon, and Sam. They were all involved in a tragic car accident in which all 3 died.
Now, they all stood there, at the gates of heaven. An angel came up to them and said, "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly".
The angel looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man! You cheated on your wife 4 times!!! For this, you will drive around Heaven on an oldbeat-up Jawa moped".
The angel next looked at Jon and said, "You, Jon, were not as evil. But you still cheated on your wife 2 times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven on an AMF Harley Davidson".
The angel finally looked at our hero, Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven on a brand new Honda Gold Wing 1500 SE".
A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up on their cycles next to Sam's Gold Wing. There Sam sat on the ground in front of his magnificent Wing, head in hands, crying.
"What's wrong, Sam???" they asked. "You got the Gold Wing!!! You are set forever!!! Why so down???"
Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and said, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard".
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