Truth and...no underwear
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach
and saying "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say
"Good job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated”
No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting
on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the
waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone
to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?'
he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I sat out here with
no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
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