Topic: My Dogs (Read 1087 times)

Hawgrider · « **on:** March 02, 2012, 03:59:41 PM »

Canadian Dogs

You don't have to be Canadian to fully appreciate this one, because there could be a reasonable amount of truth!

This morning I went to the Social service office to sign my dogs up for welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

So I explained to her that my dogs are a mixed bunch, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their Dads are.
They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify..

My dogs get their first cheques next Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!.

grayghost731 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2012, 04:32:07 PM »

Sounds just like the AMERICAN policy

Rooster · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:29:39 PM »

red ben59 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2012, 11:27:49 AM »

Yea, thats the current policy in the U.S.

BAGGER 1 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2012, 07:50:52 PM »

the dogs look hungry !

SG Racer · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2012, 12:55:22 AM »

This is sad but very true!

Author Topic: My Dogs (Read 1087 times)

Hawgrider

My Dogs

grayghost731

Re: My Dogs

Rooster

Re: My Dogs

red ben59

Re: My Dogs

BAGGER 1

Re: My Dogs

SG Racer

Re: My Dogs