This was sent to me from an attorney friend of mine…free of charge! Can you believe that? Something free from a blood-sucking lawyer?
Anyway, if you don’t already have a living will…here you go.
LIVING WILL FORM
I, ______________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinheaded partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology, if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for at least
one of the following:
______ a Beer ______ a Martini ______ a Margarita ____ a Scotch and soda ______ a Bloody Mary ______ a Gin and Tonic _______ a Tee Time ______ a Steak ______ Lobster or crab legs ______ the remote control ______ a bowl of ice cream ______ the sports page______ sex ______ or chocolate:
It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day.
At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band or the Scots Highlander Bagpipe band to come do their thing at my funeral and ask all of my family and friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
Signature:__________________________ Date: _________________________
NOTE: I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors and live longer. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place, PLEASE send me the data so I can pre-register.
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