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Screamin_Beagle

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Baptist preacher and a cowboy
« on: April 09, 2012, 08:35:19 PM »




A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .

 

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

 

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

 

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

 

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

 

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

 
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Re: Baptist preacher and a cowboy
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2012, 10:56:39 PM »

 :cowboy: :thumbup:
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Re: Baptist preacher and a cowboy
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2012, 11:44:26 PM »

 :drink:   Always FUN
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Re: Baptist preacher and a cowboy
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 04:42:30 AM »

  what airline?
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