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[lilcoot]

 

Reminds me of certain "facts" I learned growing up in Idaho.


Q:  What are the three biggest lies in Montana?

A:  1)  I won this belt buckle in a rodeo.

     2)  The truck's paid for.

     3)  Honest, officer, I was just helping that sheep get through the fence.


Q:  What do you call a Montanan with a sheep under each arm?

A:  A pimp


Q:  What do you call a Montanan with a sheep under one arm and a pig under the other?

A:  Bisexual


No offense, Montanans.  I think the joke was originally written for Texans.   

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