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Jack Daniels Fishing Story
« on: June 15, 2012, 08:45:21 AM »



I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

 Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake, with two more frogs.

Life is good in the South.
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Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2012, 10:11:53 AM »

 ;) ;D
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Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2012, 05:02:55 PM »

 ;)
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Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2012, 09:46:00 PM »

 ;D
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Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2012, 09:53:08 PM »

It's still funny after all these years!!!!!!


THX for the post!
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Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2012, 10:19:46 PM »

 :rifle:  snake shooter  :)
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Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2012, 11:33:39 PM »

 :)
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Re: Jack Daniels Fishing Story
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2012, 09:25:06 PM »

 ;D now thats a fish story  ;D

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