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[Texas Fat Boy]

A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these, well my scrotum is all itchy and I can't do anything to stop the boys from itching".
The Doc looks over the situation and says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya"
 
So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip snip noises for about 5 minutes. The doc finishes and says, "How's that?"
The midget says, "That’s great they don’t itch anymore, what did you do?"
The Doc says, "I trimmed back your cowboys boots"

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