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Doctor asked a man about his physical activity level
« on: August 01, 2012, 01:45:07 PM »

During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level.

He described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 4 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers"

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," he replied, "I'm just a chitty golfer".
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Re: Doctor asked a man about his physical activity level
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2012, 07:06:43 AM »

 :D
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Re: Doctor asked a man about his physical activity level
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2012, 07:40:05 AM »

 :o ;D
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