FOUR RETIREES VISIT A BAR
> Four old retired men are walking down a street in Mesa , Arizona . They
> turn
> a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
> They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be
> true.
> The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on
> in
> and let me pour one for you!
> What'll it be, gentlemen ?"
>
> There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini .
> In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred
> and says, " That'll be 10 cents each, please."
> The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.
> They
> can't believe their good luck.
> They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis , and order another round.
> Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again
> saying,"That's 40 cents, please."
> They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them.
> They've
> each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.
> Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as
> these for a dime apiece?"
> "I'm a retired tailor from Florida ," the bartender says, "and I always
> wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million
> and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor,
> beer
> it's all the same."
>
> " Wow ! That's some story!" one of the men says.
> As the four of them sip at their martinis , they can't help noticing seven
> other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of
> them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.
> Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the
> Bartender, "What's with them?"
> The bartender says, "They're retired people from Canada .
> They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price..."
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