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[North Georgia Hawg]

There once was a woman from Wheeling
Who professed no sexual feeling
'Til a Russian named Boris
Simply licked her clitoris
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling!

[grayghost731]

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There once was a man from Nantucket.........................................

[North Georgia Hawg]

There once was a man from Nantucket.........................................

I KNEW someone would say that!

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[Deep Blue Dives]

There once was a man from Rangoon....
Who was born two months too soon....
He didn't have the luck,
To be born by a F**k....
He was scraped off the sheets by a spoon!