Beer Study
Sad news about beer. You have to hope that this study is
flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Last week,
scientists suggested that the results of a recent analysis
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and
suggested that men should take a look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn
into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each given 6 pints of beer
within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of
the men:
a. Gained weight
b. Talked excessively without making sense
c. Became overly emotional
d. Couldn't drive
e. Failed to think rationally
f. Argued over nothing
g. Had to sit down while urinating
h. Showed no interest in sex
i. Refused to apologize when wrong
No further testing is planned.
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