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Texas Fat Boy

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man walked into a bar
« on: November 02, 2012, 10:50:58 AM »
It’s an old joke, but one of my favorites:

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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Re: man walked into a bar
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2012, 01:24:09 PM »
 :o ;D
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Re: man walked into a bar
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2012, 10:28:56 AM »
 ;)
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Re: man walked into a bar
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2012, 09:47:01 PM »
still funny every time!   :huepfenlol2:
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Re: man walked into a bar
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2012, 12:11:21 AM »
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Re: man walked into a bar
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2012, 06:04:21 AM »
That is a good one. 
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Re: man walked into a bar
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2012, 07:27:17 AM »
He meet my x
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