AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE...
> THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,
> SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?
> THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.
> WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES" I'M SORRY SIR, SAID THE TICKET AGENT, WE
> CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
> THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS
> OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND ENTERED THE
> THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
>
> THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER
> UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
>
> "MARGE, WHISPERED MILDRED."
> "WHAT? SAID MARGE."
> I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT.
> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?, ASKED MARGE.
> HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT, WHISPERED MILDRED.
> "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE WE'VE
> SEEN 'EM ALL"
> "I THOUGHT SO TOO, SAID MILDRED, BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN
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