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Perfect small car for women
« on: December 08, 2012, 01:25:43 AM »

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where  it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.


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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2012, 04:40:27 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2012, 07:32:12 AM »

I'm going to share that with my wife...
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2012, 08:57:45 AM »

   Good one.
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2012, 09:53:29 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2012, 10:55:03 AM »

I like it  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2012, 11:12:59 AM »

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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2012, 11:49:30 AM »

 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2012, 01:02:47 PM »

and she cant even park it    ;D

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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2012, 03:52:29 PM »

 ;D :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2012, 10:57:57 PM »

I'm really interested in hearing how it turns out when you share it with your wife.....lol
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2012, 11:10:14 PM »

Well my model year has been around a while. The leaks for some reason appear to have become less frequent. And with age I seem to be able to find all the buttons, even in the dark. This allows even the coldest of nights to allow her to rev right up to full throttle.
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2012, 01:50:39 PM »

Well my model year has been around a while. The leaks for some reason appear to have become less frequent. And with age I seem to be able to find all the buttons, even in the dark. This allows even the coldest of nights to allow her to rev right up to full throttle.

Wow.....that was an awesome read!!!   :-*

to the OP, that was hysterical!   :huepfenlol2:

The YouTube video?  Classic.  Apparently someone didn't opt for park assist.  In that model, it's four guys who pick up the car and put it in place.
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Re: Perfect small car for women
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2012, 03:56:53 AM »

and she cant even park it    ;D


;D .... she thought her Clitaurus was a school bus for .... FIVE minutes!? Some people should just walk.
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