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Will he Jump
« on: September 05, 2006, 12:51:16 PM »


Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.  He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.  The 10:00 PM
news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"  Bob
says,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."  The blonde replied, "Well, I'll bet he
won't."  Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did
a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.  The blonde was
very
upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.
Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
news.  So I knew he would jump." The blond replied, "I did too; but I
didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money......
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