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Life
« on: February 26, 2013, 01:08:01 AM »

A man is threatened by his future father in law who is a judge.

"You do the right thing and marry my daughter or I'll find a reason to put you in jail for life!"

His wife arrives home on their 25th wedding anniversary to find her husband crying.

Wife: honey what's wrong?

Husband: your father threatened me 25 years ago, he said I either marry you or he would find a way to lock me up for life!

Wife: that's terrible..........but why are you crying?

Husband: I'd be getting out today!
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Re: Life
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2013, 06:14:51 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Life
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2013, 07:46:34 AM »

With good behavior could have been out in 17 years....
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