Topic: The cat that stuttered (Read 934 times)

Unbalanced · « **on:** September 14, 2006, 08:41:05 AM »

   A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
   students. "Human beings
   are the only animals that stutter", she says.
   A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat
   who stuttered", she
   volunteered.
   The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
   stories could become, asked
   the girl to describe the incident.
   "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with
   my kitty and the rottweiler
   who lives next door got a running start and
   before we knew it, he
   jumped over the fence into our yard!
   "That must've been scary", said the teacher.
   "It sure was", said the little girl.
   "My kitty went 'Fffff,
   Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F*ck,"
   the rottweiler ate him!"

Screamin · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2006, 08:34:57 AM »

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I've been laughing for 5 mins now.

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The cat that stuttered

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