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A short love story
« on: March 19, 2013, 07:44:13 PM »

Man arrives home from work......

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," he said.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.

"No," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," he said, intrigued and smiling.

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
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Re: A short love story
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2013, 11:34:45 PM »

She ran over his CVO ?   ;)
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Re: A short love story
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2013, 06:08:58 AM »

 :o :o ;D
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