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Smart Shopping
« on: April 24, 2013, 08:47:14 PM »

A biker and his ole lady are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The biker picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the ole lady. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', she demands, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along, she picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the bike. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she replies. The Biker retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price.'

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Re: Smart Shopping
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2013, 09:21:40 PM »

 :) ;D :D
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Re: Smart Shopping
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2013, 05:21:43 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Smart Shopping
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2013, 11:00:31 AM »

Just wondering how long that biker lived after he said that?  :hanged:
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