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[North Georgia Hawg]

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.

As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him. As he does, his elbow accidentally presses into her breast.

They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "Well, if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

 

[Cyclegirl]

 

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