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[MJZ]

Bulletin from the Pentagon
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The Pentagon announced today

the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit

called the United States Redneck Special Forces.




These boys from Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, and the Carolina's

will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given

only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

[BLM777]

[highlight]The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday[/highlight]

Damn right it will be....got to be in the deer stand by 5 AM Saturday....