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Bill goes Jogging
« on: November 03, 2006, 07:21:10 AM »



Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.


But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.




With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.


"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.



      
    "No, Five dollars!"
     fired back  Clinton .



This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued  for days.


He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"


One day however,
Hillary decided that she
   wanted to accompany her
husband on his jog!


As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50  offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really
been doing on all his past outings.


He realized he should have a
darn good explanation  
for the junior Senator.


As they jogged into the turn that would
take them  past the corner,

Bill became even more apprehensive
than usual.

Sure enough,
there was the hooker!


Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes
as she watched the pair jog past.


Then,

from the sidewalk,

the hooker yelled...

 

See what you get for five bucks!?"



 
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Re: Bill goes Jogging
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2006, 07:40:20 AM »

Thanks alot,  It's 4:30 am here and I can't sleep.  So I figured I'd view the last 40 posts and enjoy a glass of Clamato juice.  Now I can tell from you for a fact,  that the added viscocity of the tomato juice builds better pressure when released from the nasal cavity, therfore causing a fire hose like jet that can and will spray all over your kitchen cabinets..........I gotta get some paper towels.......




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Re: Bill goes Jogging
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2006, 09:51:32 AM »

Sorry Screamin,

   You shouldn't be drinking (anything) and reading jokes at the same time....
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