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[hd-dude]

A blond heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a
note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.

The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note
to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blond said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful
again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blond said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."