CVO XMas Shopping
A wife looking for that special gift of grit for her better-half walks into a Harley dealership.
She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Harley-Davidson CVO Road Glide and walks over to inspect it. As she's bent over inspecting all the chrome and accessories, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely machine?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to chit yourself when I tell you the price."
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