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Little Johnny
« on: February 08, 2014, 10:56:20 AM »

Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says: "I wanna hit the power ball and be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore on the planet, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, and bang her three times a day in the most exotic places on earth".
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The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson ....

"And how about you, Little Suzy?"

"I wanna be Johnny's whore.
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2014, 12:18:05 PM »

 :huepfenlol2:    They learn so  fast!   ;)
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2014, 04:19:14 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2014, 05:29:04 PM »

I'll bet she does!!
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2014, 08:11:54 AM »

Me too  :coolblue:
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2014, 06:29:35 AM »

 :o ;D
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