The teacher asked the class, "I have 3 birds on the wire
if I shoot one, how many are left?"
Janie raised her arm. "I Know, I know!"
The teachers pet Janie always gets it right so she called
on johnny.
Johnny said, "None, the answer is none."
"No that is incorrect johnny. The answer is 2"
"Why zero", she inquired.
Johnny said, "the gun goes off and scares them all away."
The teacher said, "That's not the answer I was looking for,
but I like the way you think."
Johnny said, "Now I have one for you Miss Johnson."
"Whats that?"
"There are three women sitting on a park bench.
One is tipping the ice cream cone, one is licking
the ice cream cone and the other is deep throating
the ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
The teacher thought for moment and said, "The one
who was deep throating the ice cream cone?"
"No", said johnny, "The one with the wedding ring,
but I like the way you think miss johnson!"
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