Eric is in Hospital
Who the hell is Eric ?
Well Eric is the geezer who got home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Eric replies "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar note on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand,
lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."
Eric is now in The Infirmary,
Critical Care Unit, Room 233.
No visitors until further notice.
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