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[North Georgia Hawg]

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump.
I said, “Don’t do it!”

He said, “Nobody loves me.”
I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.”
I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”

He said, “A Christian.”
I said, “Me too! Protestant or Catholic?”

He said, “Protestant.”
I said, “Me too! What franchise?”

He said, “Baptist.”
I said, “Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Baptist.”
I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.”
I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.”
I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”

I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.

—Emo Philips

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[Texas Fat Boy]

Oh this is so true ......................................... waaaa hahahahaha stealing it.

[ultrarider123]

Dat's phuny rat dare....until you realize it's true....

[Skillet]

Funny stuff.