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[cuthbertss]

A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety
violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
back of
it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
there, Sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."