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10. What inspired this amorous rhyme? 
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
 
9. My love, you take my breath away. 
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
 
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes 
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; 
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's 
empty and so is your head. 

5. I thought that I could love no other 
-- that is until I met your brother... 

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, 
But when I sleep with you I think of your Sis.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; 
This describes everything you are not.. 

2. I see your face when I am dreaming. 
That's probably why I wake up screaming.

And the Number 1 way to get a knot jerked in yo azz........
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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 
Marrying you has screwed up my life. 

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