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[BalDeagle]

Riding the favorite in the Kentucky Derby, a jockey was well ahead of the
field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of
sausages.

He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead,
only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies
as he went over the last fence.

With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field
once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of
sherry and a Christmas pudding.

Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second.

He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been ...
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seriously hampered.........!!!!!

 [smiley=santa.gif] [smiley=jester.gif]

Nige

[Coolbreeze]

Sweet Nige!  and even the funnier by the fact that no one responded because....   snicker...

[BalDeagle]

Sweet Nige!

[Coolbreeze]

Yup, IT's a thing....   most folks over here under the age of 70 won't remember that a hamper is that item in which your picnic is carried.  Over here a hamper is the plastic bin you throw your dirty clothes in!  

[BalDeagle]

Yup, IT's a thing....