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bubtrauma

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Marriage
« on: December 09, 2014, 10:44:27 AM »
Marriage


This guy brings his best friend home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,  after work.
 
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open-mouthed and listens to the tirade...
 
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!  Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"
 
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
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bend it, chop it, cut it, bang it, weld it and paint it to match........

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Re: Marriage
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2014, 11:23:21 AM »
And a nice welcome to the real world - LOL!  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2014, 12:51:18 PM »
 :o :o :D
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2014, 01:03:05 PM »
Just about right..
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2014, 02:54:23 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2014, 03:16:38 PM »
think he will change his mind ;D
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2014, 03:40:13 PM »
Quote from: smkymtnboy on December 09, 2014, 03:16:38 PM
think he will change his mind ;D

NO,.. it's mans destiny before Heven :nervous:
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2014, 04:09:39 PM »
 :huepfenlol2:  LIKE IT!    :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2014, 05:06:11 PM »
The closest thing to heaven or hell, depending on who you're married to  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2014, 06:57:22 PM »
good one
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