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Texas Fat Boy

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I want to speak to my wife’s lawyer
« on: January 15, 2015, 07:09:55 PM »
A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my wife’s divorce lawyer."
The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question.
The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his wife’s divorce lawyer.
By this time the receptionist is getting annoyed and replies, "I keep telling you that your wife’s divorce lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy responds, "Because I just love hearing you say it."
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Re: I want to speak to my wife’s lawyer
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2015, 07:38:30 PM »
What about the wife?   ;-)
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Re: I want to speak to my wife’s lawyer
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2015, 07:48:54 PM »
Ha ha :laugh4: :laugh4:
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Re: I want to speak to my wife’s lawyer
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2015, 05:59:30 AM »
 :o ;D
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