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[Texas Fat Boy]

A guy walks into a bar, its almost empty except for one lady down at the end, the bartender asks him what he wants,
he says "a beer - and give the douche bag down at the end of the bar a drink."

Well, the bartender is indignant, and tells the guy that this is not that kind of bar, and to be civil.
And the customer, shrugs, and says again, "Give me a beer and the douche bag at the end of the bar a drink."

Well, the bartender stifles his anger, and goes down to the end of the bar and tells the lady,
"This JERK down there wants to buy you a drink, what'll you have?"
She says "Vinegar and water please."

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