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>
> A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs
> on
> the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
>
> The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in
> bars
> in Billings."
>
> The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The
> bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
> belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
>
> The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm
> going
> to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
>
> The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
> bears in bars in Billings."
>
> The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman.
> He
> comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
>
> The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent,
> bully
> bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
>
> The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."
>
> The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
>