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[CVOJOE]

Abdullah tried to contact the soul of his cousin, Naved, who had blown himself up while training as a suicide bomber.

Abdullah wanted to know whether the "Jihad" legend was true...especially about the 72 virgins he would get after he died. So, he asked his cousin "How's the social life brother?" Naved replied "Amazing brother, I can pick any female and they won't object. Both males and females roam around naked and get into action anytime, anyplace, without interruptions. Nobody bothers you, and I do it round the clock. It's an ultimate experience!"

Abdullah said "Holy chit, is that how Heaven really is?"

Naved replies " No, brother, not Heaven, I am reborn as a street dog in Karachi!"

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Always liked this one...

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