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A man phones home from his office
« on: December 11, 2015, 11:58:50 AM »

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologizes for the short notice, and then hurries off.
A week later, the man returns and his wife asks, "Did you have a good trip, dear?"
The man replies, "Yep, the fishing was great...but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
His wife smiles and says, "Oh, no I didn't...I put them in your tackle box.

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Re: A man phones home from his office
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2015, 03:38:38 PM »

Thats good!
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Re: A man phones home from his office
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2015, 09:21:09 PM »

 :oops:
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Re: A man phones home from his office
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2015, 08:24:08 AM »

"O" crap....
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Re: A man phones home from his office
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2015, 04:21:03 PM »

Always  have  your  Go  Bag Ready!      ;)
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Re: A man phones home from his office
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2015, 06:25:24 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: A man phones home from his office
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2015, 03:52:16 PM »

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Re: A man phones home from his office
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2015, 03:21:26 AM »

"Oh, no wonder. The tackle box got lost at the airport, I ended up having to stop by the sporting goods store and buy all the SAME EXACT equipment, including the tackle box".
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Re: A man phones home from his office
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2016, 04:18:19 PM »

Oh, no wonder. The tackle box got lost at the airport, I ended up having to stop by the sporting goods store and buy all the SAME EXACT equipment, including the tackle box".

In the hockey world that is known as stick handling! But be careful - too much of it and you won't score! :oops:
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