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Last Kiss
« on: January 10, 2016, 10:55:56 AM »

This is such a touching story.
The Last Kiss

Back on January 5th, a group of Peking, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.   So they stopped.
 
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says:

"Hey baby.....Whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
 
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-babe... why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says:

"Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.  You could be famous if you rode with me.   Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
 
 
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Re: Last Kiss
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2016, 06:25:01 AM »

 :o
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Re: Last Kiss
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2016, 06:30:48 AM »

Have read this one many times........GREAT spin on the ending.....Thanks
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Re: Last Kiss
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2016, 11:43:21 AM »

No shame here.  I stole this an posted it to my biker group.  Thanks for the laugh!

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Re: Last Kiss
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2016, 04:56:22 PM »

Now that's some funny chit...   I can see some of my riding Buddies trying to do the same thing.  God I would love to see the look on their faces as well after getting that ans back. 
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