Two men are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.
man #1: I froze to death.
man #2: How horrible!
man #1: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
man #2: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my wife was cheating, so I came home early to catch her in the act. But instead, I found her all by herself in the den watching TV.
man #1: So what happened?
man #2: I was so sure there was another man there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!
man #1: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive!
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