Subject: At the Pearly Gates...
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> > A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
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> >"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
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> >"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip
> >to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of
bikers,
> >who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her
> >alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and
most
> >heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike
> >over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
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> >I yelled, "Now, back off! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you !"
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> >St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
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> >"Just a couple minutes ago."