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2 Good Ideas
« on: February 13, 2007, 12:57:45 PM »

 
 
2 Great Ideas

First Great Idea

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop using so much gas is to
deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down.

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Second Great Idea:

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border,
hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour
in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's
there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to
become a citizen since he defended this country.
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solutio n for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a
better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the
canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.





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Re: 2 Good Ideas
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 01:45:25 PM »

One thing Beags, why is this Humor? This is some serious chit! ;)  Hoist!
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Re: 2 Good Ideas
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 02:30:27 PM »

I like it!

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Re: 2 Good Ideas
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 02:53:48 PM »

Howie, becouse this IS humor, I live 45 miles from the Mexico border, I have illegals coming through my back yard every day, I mean this litarly, In the county I live in the border patrol list #s of illegles  that they deport monthly, that # is usally between 4 and 5000, with this many being deported just think how many are getting through!!!!!!!! and the ones that are being deported ...... it is becouse they want to by caught, they have already dropped off there backpack full of dope and are wanting a free ride back to Mexico!!!!! these are groups of 20 -30 people at a time with backpacks loaded, a guy in the front ,a guy in the back carrying machine guns!!!!! supply and demand brother
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Re: 2 Good Ideas
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 03:01:40 PM »

4  border patol helo's and 3 natonal gaurd helo's armed to the teeth just flew over the house as I typed the last post!!!!!!!! this is a big problem that is just gettin bigger, hell , I live in a war zone!!!!!!! :o
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Re: 2 Good Ideas
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 03:41:59 PM »

Hey TwinCam....   have you considered hosting a BYO hunting party?   :oops:
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Re: 2 Good Ideas
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 04:53:53 PM »

they do keep the mt lions fed!!!!!!! :2vrolijk_21: :rifle: :knife:
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