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Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off
from his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and
got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.


I don't know what's worse

1) having your mistress find out you're married.

2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring