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Till Death do us Part

    A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.
The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a
tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've
been married.  She goes on and on and on
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
woman and kisses her passionately.

    The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.  The counselor turns to
the husband and says "That is what your wife needs at least three times
a week. Can you do that?"

The husband replies, "Well, I can drop her fat ass off here on Mondays
and Wednesdays, but I play golf on Fridays."